Last week, a woman in Iowa ordered delivery from Pizza Hut but only had enough money for the pizza. So she STIFFED the driver on the tip. And when he realized that, he WHIPPED IT OUT and relieved himself on her door. Surveillance cameras at the apartment complex caught him doing it, and he's been fired. He also went back over a few days later to clean up the mess he'd left.
(--Here's the video. It's a grainy video that's safe for work.)